With the recent passing of David Bowie, much of his earlier work has been coming to light. But did you know he had over seven hundred alternate idenities other than Ziggy Stardust and The Thin White Duke? Here are 24 of them:
1. Lance, The Space Concierge
2. Quite Mysterious And Lithe James Jonesington
3. Pointy-Hatted Ronald
4. Lord Xerox And His Many Doubles
5. Sly Skyscraper, The President Of The Universe
6. Four-Wheel-Drive Dave, The All-American Truck Chief
7. Mister Very Tall Shoes
8. Tanned And Tawny General Sprawlsprocket
9. The Dancingest Haberdasher Of Canal Street
10. Sergeant Warm Handshake
11. The Yellow Martyred Man Of Mystery And Mustard
12. Dirty Captain Bungler
13. The Most Beautiful-Smelling Woman On Terrestrial Earth
14. The Surprisingly Lonely Bombardier
15. Paul Voluminous-Chunks, Mountain-Rangin' Man
16. Doctor Nimble Trousers, DDS
17. Quantum Fuck Master Orange Eyes
18. Largely Omnipotent Admiral Z
19. Lightly-Used Leonard, The Secondhand Android
20. International Estate Agent Michael And His Beguiling Assistant Alice Quail (both characters)
21. Sooty Tarnish, The Fabulously Wealthy Chinneysweep
22. Magical Herman Kowalski
23. Sparkle Taptoes And His Majestic Sherman Tank Full Of Great-Tasting Oatmeal
24. The Misbehaving Wolf Wrangler
